Shiftless Layabout
Tommy Two-Tone

NAME: Tommy Coin Toss (Sounds perty cool, huh? Sure beats my last nickname, 'Tommy Soggy-Tush'.)

SIGN: Aquarius, as in the dawning of, baby

PLACE OF BIRTH: Bangor, Maine

SKILLS: guitar, pen chewing expert, speed dialing accuracy grand office champion (three years running), bottomless pit of Spinal Tap trivia, I can also spell simultaneously right on the first try.

PERFORMANCE BACKGROUND: Polyester Julliette, Uppity Smooth and the Groove Cushion, Temporary Hallucination Company, BlacVelvett

PERSONAL HEROES: Bradley Plunkett and Lester Kushner - they invented the wah-wah pedal, without them my life would be vastly less exciting and so would adult videos and '70s cop shows.


Want to get to know the real Tom? No, not just the real Tom, but the REAL Tom? Are you READY for things to get REAL? Why not send him a note via super-personal e-mail? - shoop-a-doop-doop!