Shiftless Layabout

NAME: Lunchbox

SIGN: Gemini

PLACE OF BIRTH: The great state of Washington!

SKILLS: Flexing my muscles for the ladies, singing like an angel, long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and gettin' caught in the rain... But mainly I like to noodle around on my golden horn. But enough about lil' ol' me, let me hear about YOUR day, okay?

PERFORMANCE BACKGROUND: Hey, baby. Let's not worry about the past. Let's focus on the here and now... can I get you a drink?

PERSONAL HEROES: Matty Good-Times. Boy, he really keeps me on my toes. And Tommy Coin Toss. That guy, he's pretty terrific, too. I can't say enough great things about them. You'll have to excuse me, I think I must go write them both letters of admiration.


Want to get a mimeographed copy of the letter Brandon's off scribbling right now? Want to know why we call him Lunchbox? - purrrr!